Posted 14 hours ago

theinterwebsseries:

October is a big month for tumblr.

Posted 14 hours ago

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Posted 14 hours ago

dandraco:

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.

The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.

And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
(Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)

At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.

And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."

And then there is this:

Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.

And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.

And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

Posted 15 hours ago

fallenangel436:

nosceteipsum000:

generalzaroff:

finsterpup:

Shout-out to childhood…

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You were the greats. We miss you.

I WATCHED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE.

I watched mostly cartoons when I was younger

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nothing’s really changed

I still watch all of those cartoons

Posted 15 hours ago

kurolove13:

amtrax:

squigglydigg:

squigglydigg:

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here’s a Danny

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there’s a Danny

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and a little female Dani

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evil Danny

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double Danny

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Danny

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Danny

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Tuck

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super Danny

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loser Danny

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looking like a goober Danny

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fighting Danny

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hiding Danny

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Danny

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Danny

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Tuck

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I was once just a kid

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parents so insane

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but now I have ghost powers

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and Sam’s the one to blame

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I was only fourteen years

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but the machine failed

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and now listen little child

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to my ghostly wail

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did you ever see a Danny

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kissing Sammy

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lazer fanny

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Uncle Vladdy

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hits on Maddie

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Danny

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Danny

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Tuck

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halfa Danny

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twice a Danny

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not quite Danny

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meaty granny

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Danny in a car

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a dancin’ Danny

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Danny

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Tuck

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is that how I’ve grown now

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am I oh so old

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am I now completely ghost

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and why’s it so darn cold

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now my show is getting dim

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Nick ran out of bucks

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the contract’s expired now

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let’s blame it on Tuck

this is not allowed to make a comeback

Now THAT…(Don’t call it a comeback.) is what I call… (Don’t call it a comback!!) a comeback! (aarrgh).

This deserves all of the applause

Posted 15 hours ago

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

Posted 15 hours ago
peetasallhehasleft:

anachronisticsiren:


Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

#MIA ARE YOU MOCKING YOUR GRANDMA?????
A+ tag from camyberry

peetasallhehasleft:

anachronisticsiren:

Anne Hathaway as Mary Poppins (Saturday Night Live, April 10, 2008) [x]

A+ tag from camyberry

(Source: mickeyandcompany)

Posted 15 hours ago

zachafalse:

elderdi0medes:

”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”

So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well. 

IM CRYING

(Source: aoidaich)

Posted 18 hours ago

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

Posted 18 hours ago